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Now lookee here, girl, what do you call that mess on the wall? Dunno. It’s a scribble, isn’t it? And a scribble don’t belong on the wall, it belongs on paper. Am I right or am I wrong? Yep, s’pose … Continue reading →

  CANCER BOB AND THE YOYO Bob with the Cancer, a charred renegade cowboy scout was puffing and lolloping along on his half-assed, half-blind donkey when he passed two unlikely lads cavorting on the skirted hem of a daisy prairie. … Continue reading →

DOGSBODY Does the dog wag the tail or the tail wag the dog? Such questions kept entering Arnold’s mind of late.             It started with a heightened sense of smell. Nose up, with a slow turn of the head to … Continue reading →

GOAT KILLS SNAKE Pablo the goat came over all Diablo when a slimy snake slithered under his hoof. ‘Cotton-picking son of a slitherer!’ yelled Pablo, who up until now had never uttered a word in his life. ‘Rattle’ rattled the … Continue reading →

  At the Sacred Elephant Thai restaurant in a small Middlesex town near Heathrow, four people take their regular seats at a corner table by the window. It’s an early Saturday evening in December and the restaurant is half full. … Continue reading →